| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #6542 | badass belt | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #303 | brick of sand | 4 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #275 | cog | 109 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1518 | duct tape | 8 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #508 | fake blood | 2 |
| #670 | fetid feather | 2 |
| #715 | filthy lucre | 50 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #240 | flange | 12 |
| #702 | frightful feather | 2 |
| #634 | frozen feather | 4 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1450 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #750 | handful of sand | 4 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #2500 | killing feather | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #686 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #488 | line | 75 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #235 | many-eyed glasses | 7 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #1280 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #255 | moonglasses | 2 |
| #647 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #634 | mummy wrapping | 7 |
| #614 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #154 | not-a-pipe | 3 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #385 | powdered organs | 3 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #280 | razor-sharp can lid | 60 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2018 | rogue swarmer | 27 |
| #2125 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #543 | spider web | 50 |
| #370 | spring | 61 |
| #404 | sprocket | 57 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #670 | star chart | 7 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6394 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7875 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7677 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6330 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #154 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 5 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #360 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 40 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2486 | toast | 31 |
| #268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
| #815 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1693 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |