| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1058 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1788 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #4252 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #387 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #7458 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #302 | brick of sand | 4 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #275 | cog | 109 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1515 | duct tape | 8 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #672 | fetid feather | 2 |
| #712 | filthy lucre | 50 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #241 | flange | 12 |
| #704 | frightful feather | 2 |
| #635 | frozen feather | 4 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #750 | handful of sand | 4 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #2499 | killing feather | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #686 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #487 | line | 75 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #235 | many-eyed glasses | 7 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #1280 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #255 | moonglasses | 2 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #633 | mummy wrapping | 7 |
| #614 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #153 | not-a-pipe | 3 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #386 | powdered organs | 3 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #280 | razor-sharp can lid | 60 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2019 | rogue swarmer | 27 |
| #2127 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #542 | spider web | 50 |
| #371 | spring | 61 |
| #404 | sprocket | 57 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #671 | star chart | 7 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6979 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6397 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8951 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5825 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7877 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7030 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7682 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6334 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #154 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 5 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #360 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 40 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2495 | toast | 31 |
| #268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
| #814 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1693 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #1822 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |