| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #302 | brick of sand | 4 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #275 | cog | 109 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #670 | fetid feather | 2 |
| #712 | filthy lucre | 50 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #240 | flange | 12 |
| #701 | frightful feather | 2 |
| #634 | frozen feather | 4 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #750 | handful of sand | 4 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #440 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #2501 | killing feather | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #685 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #487 | line | 75 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #235 | many-eyed glasses | 7 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #1279 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #255 | moonglasses | 2 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #633 | mummy wrapping | 7 |
| #615 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #154 | not-a-pipe | 3 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #384 | powdered organs | 3 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #278 | razor-sharp can lid | 60 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2019 | rogue swarmer | 27 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #542 | spider web | 50 |
| #370 | spring | 61 |
| #405 | sprocket | 57 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #670 | star chart | 7 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #154 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 5 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #360 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 40 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2488 | toast | 31 |
| #268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
| #815 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1694 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |