| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #33 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 34 |
| #382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #1991 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #607 | Drowsy Sword | 29 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #439 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 62 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1688 | badass belt | 32 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #4839 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #466 | facsimile dictionary | 22 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #716 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #184 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #738 | radium-flavored potato chips | 23 |
| #596 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1070 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #454 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |