| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #32 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 34 |
| #383 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #608 | Drowsy Sword | 29 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #436 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 62 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #4834 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #467 | facsimile dictionary | 22 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #716 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #184 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #737 | radium-flavored potato chips | 23 |
| #598 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1063 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #450 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |