Thesis4Eva

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#611Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1368Bonerdagon necklace5
#899Boss Bat bling3
#1646Boss Bat britches5
#1364Codpiece of the Goblin King4
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#2889Crown of the Goblin King4
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#1535Drowsy Sword6
#137Eau de Guaneau4
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#121Genalen™ Bottle32
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#2017Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet8
#777Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler3
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#463Pink Heart of Spirit2
#449Rock and Roll Legend2
#459SPF 451 lip balm4
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#2605anniversary gift box1
#3415badass belt12
#367bag of lard3
#367barskin hat1
#82boilermaker11
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#213bottle of pirate juice4
#114broken carburetor2
#591can of spinach3
#458casino pass5
#492chloroform rag2
#285chopsticks16
#1103chunk of depleted Grimacite7
#752commemorative war stein2
#648daisy2
#527depantsing bomb2
#128digital key lime4
#413donkey flipbook2
#222drum machine26
#981drywall axe9
#1934easter egg balloon11
#585empty Cloaca-Cola bottle13
#995facsimile dictionary7
#124fancy ball mask1
#322fancy seashell necklace12
#470[2426]fire flower2
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1279giant discarded bottlecap2
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#586giant discarded torn-up glove7
#989giant pinky ring12
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#882green balloon1
#489green smoke bomb1
#2879grue egg6
#402half-rotten brain1
#2801handful of confetti9
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#286hot date21
#280longhaired hippy wig2
#599lucky rabbit's foot11
#2263obsidian dagger4
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#132pirate fledges1
#654pool cue5
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#154pygmy nose-bone7
#1077really dense meat stack4
#564rib of the Bonerdagon3
#297round green sunglasses2
#186rusty bonesaw3
#787sawblade shield2
#241shiny butcherknife4
#1393shiny ring12
#409silver shrimp fork4
#243six pack of Mountain Stream35
#1829solid gold bowling ball4
#666spark plug earring1
#2994spectre scepter3
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#970spooky cosmetics bag2
#682spork1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#174tin star1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#728urinal cake1
#519vorpal blade6
#343wool hat4
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#844wrench bracelet2

Wow, that's 498 items total!

what items are this player missing?