| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1646 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #137 | Eau de Guaneau | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #121 | Genalen™ Bottle | 32 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #459 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #82 | boilermaker | 11 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #213 | bottle of pirate juice | 4 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #458 | casino pass | 5 |
| #492 | chloroform rag | 2 |
| #285 | chopsticks | 16 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #752 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #527 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #128 | digital key lime | 4 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #222 | drum machine | 26 |
| #981 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #1934 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #585 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 13 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #322 | fancy seashell necklace | 12 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #586 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #989 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #286 | hot date | 21 |
| #280 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #599 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #654 | pool cue | 5 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #154 | pygmy nose-bone | 7 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #297 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #186 | rusty bonesaw | 3 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #241 | shiny butcherknife | 4 |
| #1393 | shiny ring | 12 |
| #409 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #243 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 35 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #519 | vorpal blade | 6 |
| #343 | wool hat | 4 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |