| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1045 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #297 | Crimbuck | 3,006 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #5 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 5,000 |
| #1259 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #660 | Goodfella contract | 14 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #291 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 21 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #537 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #447 | dry noodles | 181 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #661 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #514 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #189 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #2802 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #298 | magical mystery juice | 31 |
| #734 | marshmallow | 5 |
| #1431 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #708 | personalized coffee mug | 28 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1614 | roll of toilet paper | 11 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #422 | scrumptious reagent | 157 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1955 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #253 | spices | 117 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #961 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #597 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #598 | worthless knick-knack | 6 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |