| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 11 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #205 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #222 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #121 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 12 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #1082 | brine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate filthy lucre | 10 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #992 | dill | 22 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #132 | floaty sand | 147 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #1080 | ghost cucumber | 25 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #33 | iGoogly | 677 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #189 | live lobster | 3 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | nanofiber cloth | 169 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #21 | pile of loose snow | 5 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #511 | quantum taco | 15 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #1208 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #21 | synthetic stuffing | 653 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #31 | theoretical string | 656 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #813 | unstable DNA | 55 |
| #1075 | vinegar | 17 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |