| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 11 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #206 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #224 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 6 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #122 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 12 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #3448 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #1081 | brine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #352 | chocolate filthy lucre | 10 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #992 | dill | 22 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #132 | floaty sand | 147 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #1080 | ghost cucumber | 25 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #33 | iGoogly | 677 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #188 | live lobster | 3 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | nanofiber cloth | 169 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #21 | pile of loose snow | 5 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #512 | quantum taco | 15 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #224 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #1208 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #21 | synthetic stuffing | 653 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #31 | theoretical string | 656 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #812 | unstable DNA | 55 |
| #1075 | vinegar | 17 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |