| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #554 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 8 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #668 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #228 | all-purpose cleaner | 33 |
| #241 | baby killer bee | 40 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #114 | black picnic basket | 23 |
| #88 | black sword | 52 |
| #105 | bone meal | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #283 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 7 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #194 | duct tape wallet | 4 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #283 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #102 | makeshift crane | 3 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #113 | red class ring | 155 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #592 | spooky bark | 14 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1907 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1424 | stuffed key | 23 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1695 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1961 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #2024 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #868 | stuffed treasure chest | 58 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |