| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #932 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #105 | green candygram | 6 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1707 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2124 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |