| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #318 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #1041 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1571 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #869 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #205 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #769 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1103 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #539 | delicious salad | 91 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1286 | duct tape | 12 |
| #790 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #499 | fudge lily | 7 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1009 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #515 | green gummi ingot | 40 |
| #2287 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #570 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1323 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1000 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1537 | rogue swarmer | 39 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3659 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1264 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #1036 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1676 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1222 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2019 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2523 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3538 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3256 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3468 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #3608 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3802 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4052 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #3776 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1780 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #3049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2959 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #2662 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2548 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3568 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1819 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #2067 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |