| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #317 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #539 | delicious salad | 91 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1283 | duct tape | 12 |
| #787 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #498 | fudge lily | 7 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #514 | green gummi ingot | 40 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1539 | rogue swarmer | 39 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1677 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2541 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3561 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1819 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |