| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #1081 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #899 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #319 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #1040 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1569 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1914 | badass belt | 28 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5530 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1102 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2495 | club necklace | 2 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #538 | delicious salad | 91 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1287 | duct tape | 12 |
| #790 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #500 | fudge lily | 7 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #518 | green gummi ingot | 40 |
| #2287 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1410 | heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1920 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #570 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1323 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #121 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1538 | rogue swarmer | 39 |
| #1764 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1266 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2732 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2528 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3539 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3256 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3471 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #3609 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4056 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1780 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2961 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #2664 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2550 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3570 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1818 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |