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| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #113 | headless sparrow | 14 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | kneecapping stick | 196 |
| #246 | loadstone | 2 |
| #127 | mangled squirrel | 10 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1635 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #150 | powdered wig | 3 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #109 | rat carcass | 15 |
| #66 | red shirt | 4 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #95 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #267 | vampire collar | 7 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #206 | world's smallest violin | 2 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |