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| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2264 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #2021 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #1121 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #120 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #116 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #123 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #120 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #132 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #117 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3288 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #2501 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #480 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #420 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #114 | headless sparrow | 14 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | kneecapping stick | 196 |
| #253 | loadstone | 2 |
| #128 | mangled squirrel | 10 |
| #363 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #647 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1648 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #149 | powdered wig | 3 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #111 | rat carcass | 15 |
| #66 | red shirt | 4 |
| #3639 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3661 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #235 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3122 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8980 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8954 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8836 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8928 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8984 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8918 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8944 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8886 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #95 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #1084 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #799 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8181 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4501 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8106 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8165 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #267 | vampire collar | 7 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #207 | world's smallest violin | 2 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |