| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #949 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #162 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 13 |
| #163 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 13 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #389 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #318 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #1269 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #380 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 11 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #861 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #397 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #162 | antique machete | 2 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #499 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1357 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #583 | figurine of a cold seal | 7 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #385 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #459 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #1269 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #632 | green clay bead | 8 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1612 | grue egg | 15 |
| #75 | iron pasta spoon | 125 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #105 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #108 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #112 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #987 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #1208 | old sweatpants | 25 |
| #95 | oriole-feather headdress | 12 |
| #522 | pink clay bead | 17 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #476 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #521 | red class ring | 14 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #596 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1367 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #206 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #504 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #539 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #247 | toast | 5,089 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #17 | toy crazy train | 330 |
| #264 | toy jet pack | 30 |
| #305 | toy ray gun | 34 |
| #838 | toy space helmet | 9 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #149 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #807 | white class ring | 4 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #695 | wrench bracelet | 3 |