| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #800 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #537 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #603 | 3-ball | 6 |
| #742 | 4-ball | 4 |
| #874 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #599 | 6-ball | 6 |
| #713 | 7-ball | 5 |
| #801 | 8-ball | 18 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #404 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #143 | ancient cursed foot locker | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #509 | antique spear | 8 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #786 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #57 | bar whip | 2 |
| #522 | batblade | 3 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #203 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 50 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #527 | disco ball | 56 |
| #522 | disco mask | 51 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #487 | filthy pestle | 2 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #645 | helmet turtle | 51 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #752 | killing feather | 50 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #457 | mariachi pants | 32 |
| #337 | monomolecular yo-yo | 212 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #46 | mylar scout drone | 96 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #465 | pasta spoon | 48 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #430 | ravioli hat | 54 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #526 | robotronic egg | 52 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #480 | saucepan | 87 |
| #346 | seal tooth | 40 |
| #485 | seal-clubbing club | 61 |
| #356 | seal-skull helmet | 31 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #509 | stolen accordion | 69 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #3460 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2608 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3663 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #2285 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #130 | stuffed gray blob | 317 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #2451 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3806 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #581 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 12 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 10 |
| #652 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #806 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #954 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #453 | tiny plastic zmobie | 15 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #532 | turtle totem | 63 |
| #661 | unstable laser battery | 56 |
| #1077 | useless powder | 34 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |