| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #3372 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1641 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #851 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #527 | Cloaca-Cola | 61 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #533 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #599 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1130 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #395 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 164 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #627 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #78 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 8 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1331 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1425 | bag of airline peanuts | 7 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #74 | briny vinegar | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #1329 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #484 | dill | 85 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1471 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1310 | fake hand | 7 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #469 | ghost cucumber | 96 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #34 | ghostly pickling solution | 8 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1013 | green beer | 9 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1511 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1328 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1038 | mafia aria | 12 |
| #1563 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #212 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #302 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1421 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #955 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #550 | string of green beads | 22 |
| #473 | string of red beads | 24 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1847 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #196 | vinegar | 183 |
| #1557 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1947 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1011 | yo-yo | 19 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |