| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #613 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1646 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #854 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #528 | Cloaca-Cola | 61 |
| #456 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #395 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 164 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #77 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 8 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1423 | bag of airline peanuts | 7 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #74 | briny vinegar | 3 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #1327 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #484 | dill | 85 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1468 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1308 | fake hand | 7 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #469 | ghost cucumber | 96 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #34 | ghostly pickling solution | 8 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1014 | green beer | 9 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1509 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1327 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1037 | mafia aria | 12 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #215 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1422 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #956 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #550 | string of green beads | 22 |
| #473 | string of red beads | 24 |
| #1412 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #411 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1849 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #196 | vinegar | 183 |
| #1556 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1942 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1010 | yo-yo | 19 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |