| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1339 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #247 | Misty Cape | 5 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #349 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1604 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #1640 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2130 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #320 | twinkly wad | 599 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |