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| #829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #168 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 29 |
| #357 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 5 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #423 | Oil of Parrrlay | 2 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #387 | Swabbie™ swab | 3 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #493 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| 🥈 | bilge wine | 60,488 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #31 | black candygram | 3 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #226 | booty chest charrrm | 37 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #881 | box of sunshine | 299 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #72 | buoybottoms | 16 |
| #197 | cannonball charrrm | 43 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| #378 | cocktail napkin | 7 |
| #173 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 53 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #259 | costume sword | 2 |
| #425 | cream stout | 3 |
| #426 | creamsicle | 3 |
| #299 | curmudgel | 2 |
| #350 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #245 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #232 | cursed sea biscuit | 6 |
| #349 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #270 | delicious salad | 205 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #229 | disassembled clover | 470 |
| #473 | dollhive | 17 |
| #68 | enormous hoop earring | 23 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #8 | gold lamé pants | 282 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #116 | grassy cutlass | 11 |
| #105 | green candygram | 6 |
| #526 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #141 | grungy bandana | 8 |
| #142 | grungy flannel shirt | 5 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1071 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #420 | heart-shaped balloon | 15 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #316 | iGoogly | 81 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #75 | laser-broiled pear | 88 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1026 | monomolecular yo-yo | 21 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #771 | nanite-infested candy cane | 15 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #230 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #319 | pack of KWE trading card | 10 |
| #104 | pink candygram | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #222 | pirate pelvis | 14 |
| #293 | pirate shirt | 6 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #119 | right half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2222 | rogue swarmer | 20 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1840 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #825 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #417 | rum barrel charrrm | 2 |
| #2143 | sawblade fragment | 20 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #128 | shimmering rainbow sand | 4 |
| #209 | silver tongue charrrm | 39 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #289 | solid gold pegleg | 12 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #1565 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 32 |
| #2155 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1932 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
| #1534 | stuffed astral badger | 34 |
| #2015 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2217 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2291 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2042 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #1988 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2212 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #1787 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1996 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2559 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #195 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 40 |
| #1921 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2690 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #383 | teddy borg | 27 |
| #227 | theoretical string | 96 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #329 | toy hoverpad | 51 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #229 | true grit | 11 |
| #272 | twinkly wad | 875 |
| #2235 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #128 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 206 |
| #621 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #140 | white candygram | 4 |
| #115 | witty rapier | 65 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #131 | yellow candygram | 9 |
| #110 | yohohoyo | 34 |