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| #454 | BURT | 32 |
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| #26 | Dinsey Whinskey | 2 |
| #890 | FDKOL commendation | 4 |
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| #49 | Gin Mint | 4 |
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| #846 | Go-Wassail | 7 |
| #231 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
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| #47 | Mint Yulep | 4 |
| #66 | Morto Moreto | 3 |
| #24 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 20 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #79 | Racisto Ruidoso | 6 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #6 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 2 |
| #84 | Sacramento wine | 3 |
| #40 | Sangria de Menthe | 3 |
| #103 | Schrödinger's thermos | 365 |
| #65 | Tequiz Navidad | 2 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
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| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #204 | ball | 32 |
| #50 | ballast turtle | 21 |
| #70 | baseball | 151 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #469 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #53 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #858 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #56 | breakfast miracle | 7 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #249 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
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| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #51 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #217 | cursed cannonball | 5 |
| #78 | distilled fortified wine | 28 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #98 | executive mime flask | 12 |
| #69 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #459 | fancy dress ball | 28 |
| #33 | fireball | 94 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
| #57 | haunted paddle-ball | 3 |
| #38 | ice wine | 1 |
| #60 | iced plum wine | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| 🥈 | juggling ball | 147 |
| #4 | labrador cookie | 16 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
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| #50 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #50 | pie man was not meant to eat | 76 |
| #54 | pumpkin beer | 39 |
| #573 | quantum taco | 10 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #967 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #33 | scotch on the rocks | 21 |
| #55 | snowball | 39 |
| #170 | solid gold bowling ball | 108 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #131 | stress ball | 2 |
| #1088 | stuffed Meat | 40 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #488 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 14 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #821 | stuffed key | 63 |
| #954 | stuffed monocle | 48 |
| #3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #927 | stuffed tin of caviar | 50 |
| #805 | stuffed treasure chest | 64 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #52 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 18 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #567 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 13 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 33 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #194 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 19 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #245 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 25 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #235 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 16 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 39 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #204 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 42 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 45 |
| #176 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 14 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 15 |
| #249 | tiny plastic Felonia | 16 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 14 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 4 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Susie | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 12 |
| #197 | tiny plastic The Man | 19 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 12 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #253 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 14 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 25 |
| #283 | tiny plastic angry goat | 52 |
| #592 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 23 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 30 |
| #363 | tiny plastic astronomer | 18 |
| #332 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 45 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #346 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 44 |
| #536 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
| #246 | tiny plastic beanbat | 25 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 9 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 45 |
| #385 | tiny plastic blooper | 17 |
| #237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 27 |
| #361 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 18 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 39 |
| #280 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 50 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #395 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 11 |
| #491 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 14 |
| #196 | tiny plastic demoninja | 32 |
| #609 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #355 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 19 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 14 |
| #206 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 30 |
| #302 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 21 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 7 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #275 | tiny plastic sauceror | 14 |
| #150 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 22 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #529 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #111 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
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| #67 | warbear blizzard mead | 10 |
| #360 | wumpus hair | 3 |
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