| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #847 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1034 | Crown of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #236 | bottle of Ooze-O | 4 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #709 | broken skull | 11 |
| #447 | broken sword | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1072 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #403 | fish-liver oil | 11 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1184 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #421 | lucky rabbit's foot | 16 |
| #254 | meat from yesterday | 8 |
| #347 | melted Jell-o shot | 3 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #225 | pants of the Slug Lord | 16 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #212 | rusty metal ring | 2 |
| #97 | rusty metal shaft | 5 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #263 | silver shrimp fork | 8 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #485 | solid gold pegleg | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2108 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2373 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #491 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 3 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |