The Father

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#3602Crown of the Goblin King2
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1821Drowsy Sword4
#445Frat Army FGF2
#98Hippy Army MPE134
#507Jolly Roger charrrm5
#545Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet2
#2767Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#2605anniversary gift box1
#1061anticheese1
#4406badass belt7
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#160blue plastic baby2
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#571booty chest charrrm4
#2996bottle of goofballs5
#7456box of sunshine1
#603cannonball charrrm3
#1075chaos butterfly29
#144charrrm bracelet1
#698cheap toaster3
#618clockwork key2
#3274club necklace1
#644copper ha'penny charrrm2
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#175delectable catalyst1
#218delicious salad232
#1578duct tape7
#672fetid feather2
#704frightful feather2
#4737fuzzy dice1
#481golden ring45
#5338grue egg1
#514grue egg omelette3
#3716handful of confetti4
#3382heart necklace1
#1000immense cyborg hand5
#1345killing feather35
#737laser-broiled pear12
#239mojo filter5
#2525nanite-infested candy cane3
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#2263obsidian dagger4
#7one-winged stab bat236
#179ornate ancient cursed key1
#1290oversized fish scaler4
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#688pink glowstick3
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#1394polyalloy shield3
#1219really dense meat stack3
#1538rogue swarmer39
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#341rum barrel charrrm3
#78rum barrel charrrm bracelet1
#319rusty metal ring1
#1479sawblade fragment38
#210set of jacks1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#6shock collar161
#82silver tongue charrrm bracelet1
#172simple ancient cursed key1
#417spark plug earring2
#2994spectre scepter3
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#970tattered paper crown1
#128tiny plastic stab bat103
#1357towel3
#442tube sock1
#1340unstable laser battery39
#873vibrating cyborg knife8
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#590wreath of laurels1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 1,291 items total!

what items are this player missing?