| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #39 | Staff of the Greasefire | 2 |
| #44 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #885 | bag of airline peanuts | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #460 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #65 | blue glowstick | 19 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #592 | cheap studded belt | 23 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #252 | cursed bottle of rum | 6 |
| #245 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #225 | delicious salad | 229 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #303 | divine blowout | 27 |
| #312 | divine can of silly string | 29 |
| #474 | divine champagne flute | 4 |
| #323 | divine champagne popper | 8 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #291 | divine noisemaker | 38 |
| #896 | duct tape | 25 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #41 | duct tape sword | 3 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #502 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 60 |
| #996 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1008 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #362 | filthy lucre | 102 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #599 | foam dart | 22 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #465 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #688 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #879 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #587 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #121 | pack of KWE trading card | 22 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #755 | personalized coffee mug | 19 |
| #588 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #506 | radium-flavored potato chips | 75 |
| #1078 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #639 | roll of toilet paper | 111 |
| #1273 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #890 | rubber emo roe | 30 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #203 | shingle | 42 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1165 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #569 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 27 |
| #3308 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #1296 | stuffed angry cow | 39 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2249 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #268 | stuffed doppelshifter | 56 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1096 | stuffed gray blob | 15 |
| #2386 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #3566 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #2945 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2583 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2594 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #3404 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3733 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3059 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #623 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1260 | unstable DNA | 25 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #856 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #495 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 60 |
| #529 | wooden block | 5 |
| #147 | worthless gewgaw | 79 |
| #88 | worthless knick-knack | 206 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #696 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #1402 | yellow snowcone | 10 |