| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #95 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 27 |
| #877 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #151 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #78 | LED block | 18 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #587 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 46 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #423 | Oil of Parrrlay | 2 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #108 | ancient cursed foot locker | 3 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #461 | bilge wine | 17 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #339 | booty chest charrrm | 17 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #333 | cannonball charrrm | 16 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #328 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 16 |
| #790 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #327 | cursed sea biscuit | 3 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #367 | enormous hoop earring | 2 |
| #355 | fish-liver oil | 17 |
| #103 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 3 |
| #181 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #425 | handful of sawdust | 6 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #157 | nanofiber cloth | 40 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #132 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #51 | ornate ancient cursed key | 6 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #874 | robotronic egg | 32 |
| #1655 | rogue swarmer | 36 |
| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #275 | shot of rotgut | 2 |
| #263 | silver tongue charrrm | 25 |
| #86 | simple ancient cursed key | 3 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #392 | solid gold pegleg | 7 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #1095 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 44 |
| #977 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 49 |
| #1932 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
| #1286 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1406 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1332 | stuffed cocoabo | 37 |
| #945 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 53 |
| #904 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 54 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1216 | stuffed hand turkey | 42 |
| #1214 | stuffed mind flayer | 43 |
| #958 | stuffed scary death orb | 52 |
| #2118 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2706 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2191 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2300 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #339 | synthetic stuffing | 29 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #404 | theoretical string | 37 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #512 | toy hoverpad | 25 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #497 | true grit | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #2301 | unstable laser battery | 19 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #376 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 17 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #228 | witty rapier | 17 |
| #313 | yohohoyo | 6 |