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| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1119 | sunken chest | 2 |
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| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #2532 | unstable laser battery | 10 |
| #872 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1003 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
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