| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #97 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 6 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #110 | blue class ring | 39 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1235 | box of sunshine | 169 |
| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #760 | empty agua de vida bottle | 93 |
| #343 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 119 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #519 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #101 | flimsy clipboard | 33 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #142 | green clay bead | 87 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #259 | old sweatpants | 289 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #133 | pink clay bead | 155 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #99 | purple clay bead | 46 |
| #360 | radium-flavored potato chips | 128 |
| #102 | red class ring | 178 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #135 | white class ring | 82 |
| #362 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 110 |