| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1827 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #459 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #764 | cheap studded belt | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #212 | delicious salad | 238 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #1735 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #515 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 56 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #305 | filthy lucre | 112 |
| #746 | foam dart | 4 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #2480 | grue egg | 8 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #2692 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #418 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #436 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #1430 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #896 | personalized coffee mug | 4 |
| #460 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #553 | radium-flavored potato chips | 62 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1400 | roll of toilet paper | 19 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #337 | shingle | 17 |
| #1678 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1957 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #735 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 4 |
| #2406 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2527 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #3538 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #2347 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #2601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2806 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2796 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #2299 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #3387 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3268 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #2458 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2448 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3387 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #539 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #485 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 65 |
| #144 | worthless gewgaw | 86 |
| #86 | worthless knick-knack | 223 |
| #390 | worthless trinket | 8 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |