Ashton

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1006Knob Goblin harem pants1
#995Knob Goblin harem veil1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#9Pokëmann band-aid571
#166Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip11
#259Pokëmann figurine: Duck6
#93Pokëmann figurine: Frank7
#243Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump6
#177Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking8
#203Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan7
#144Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap12
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#177Pokëmann figurine: Nothing8
#409Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu5
#114Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth6
#163Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf11
#265Pokëmann figurine: Twitter8
#307Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite7
#389Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth5
#886antique greaves1
#896antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#947antique spear1
#398baggie of powdered sugar49
#430balaclava1
#672beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#44bewitching boots1
#1005big red clown nose1
#16bitter bowtie2
#694black greaves1
#694black helmet1
#667black shield1
#726black sword1
#964bloody clown pants1
#7brazen bracelet5
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#593bullet-proof corduroys1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#777cold ninja mask1
#850cornuthaum1
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#385deluxe fax machine1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#231duct tape sword1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#855eXtreme scarf1
#1086eyepatch1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#971filthy knitted dread sack1
#792foolscap fool's cap1
#427furry pants1
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#608gingerbread house1
#426icy-hot katana1
#377los chinos1
#612magical pony: Pearjack1
#645magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#645magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#36molten medallion1
#7monstrous monocle3
#992mummy costume1
#37musty moccasins1
#858ninja hot pants1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#756portable photocopier5
#1100pumpkinhead mask1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#803snowboarder pants1
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#159tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer9
#69tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory13
#261tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer7
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#41tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer17
#18tiny die-cast Father Crimbo12
#93tiny die-cast Father Crimborg5
#117tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer10
#92tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer11
#63tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg6
#219tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer7
#98tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer11
#104tiny die-cast Swiss hen4
#143tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo4
#65tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign13
#107tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer11
#75tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg5
#70tiny die-cast blade a-spinning5
#123tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree4
#44tiny die-cast factory worker elf18
#55tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf14
#64tiny die-cast golden ring5
#72tiny die-cast goose a-laying5
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#46tiny die-cast middle-management elf16
#39tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf19
#325tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg2
#38tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf17
#24tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming8
#33tiny die-cast turtle mech7
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#678tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf11
#670tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear6
#553tiny plastic Axe Wound13
#662tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth7
#508tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type5
#564tiny plastic Beebee King4
#443tiny plastic Beelzebozo10
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#653tiny plastic Black Knight11
#392tiny plastic Bonerdagon11
#777tiny plastic Boss Bat6
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#485tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter9
#826tiny plastic Cheshire bat21
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#305tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel8
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#545tiny plastic Crimbo elf18
#709tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer14
#585tiny plastic Crimbo wreath6
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#521tiny plastic Father McGruber8
#492tiny plastic Felonia9
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#725tiny plastic G Imp10
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#824tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser9
#429tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester16
#442tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist10
#505tiny plastic Hellion14
#739tiny plastic Iiti Kitty10
#569tiny plastic Knob Goblin King8
#539tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter13
#833tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl9
#1073tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist7
#644tiny plastic Knott Yeti11
#376tiny plastic Lord Flameface3
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#480tiny plastic Norville Rogers9
#367tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy18
#647tiny plastic Protagonist11
#559tiny plastic Queen Bee4
#355tiny plastic Rene C. Corman3
#490tiny plastic Scott the Miner9
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#815tiny plastic Spam Witch9
#821tiny plastic Spunky Princess9
#460tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski10
#561tiny plastic The Man8
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#509tiny plastic Trouser Snake14
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#274tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer9
#434tiny plastic XXX pr0n16
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#586tiny plastic accordion thief8
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#847tiny plastic angry bugbear9
#845tiny plastic angry goat21
#761tiny plastic angry space marine5
#660tiny plastic anime smiley11
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#583tiny plastic apathetic lizardman12
#828tiny plastic astronomer9
#731tiny plastic baby gravy fairy24
#1055tiny plastic barrrnacle17
#846tiny plastic batbugbear4
#714tiny plastic beanbat10
#302tiny plastic bee swarm14
#444tiny plastic beebee gunners10
#592tiny plastic beebee queue7
#418tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar10
#485tiny plastic black ops bugbear9
#745tiny plastic blazing bat5
#750tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball23
#725tiny plastic blooper10
#729tiny plastic brainsweeper10
#485tiny plastic briefcase bat14
#540tiny plastic bugaboo8
#437tiny plastic buzzerker10
#748tiny plastic cavebugbear5
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#660tiny plastic cocoabo26
#1112tiny plastic coffee pixie16
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#505tiny plastic conservationist hippy9
#653tiny plastic cubist bull11
#396tiny plastic demoninja17
#877tiny plastic disco bandit6
#609tiny plastic drunk goat12
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#813tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus9
#1249tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker6
#398tiny plastic fire servant6
#501tiny plastic fluffy bunny14
#576tiny plastic fruit golem12
#784tiny plastic fuzzy dice22
#755tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick23
#685tiny plastic ghuol whelp25
#1216tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers6
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic goth giant16
#866tiny plastic grue20
#649tiny plastic handsome mariachi11
#1058tiny plastic hermit5
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1215tiny plastic howling balloon monkey15
#750tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear5
#985tiny plastic killer bee18
#1460tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#899tiny plastic leprechaun20
#842tiny plastic levitating potato21
#716tiny plastic lobsterfrogman10
#741tiny plastic moneybee5
#990tiny plastic mosquito18
#406tiny plastic mumblebee11
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#630tiny plastic ninja snowman12
#357tiny plastic pastamancer11
#589tiny plastic peacannon4
#624tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime27
#327tiny plastic sauceror12
#483tiny plastic scary clown15
#842tiny plastic seal clubber6
#411tiny plastic senile lihc16
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1246tiny plastic smarmy pirate6
#574tiny plastic spiderbugbear4
#647tiny plastic spiny skelelton11
#1000tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton18
#505tiny plastic spooky vampire14
#629tiny plastic stab bat27
#911tiny plastic star starfish19
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#660tiny plastic sweet nutcracker14
#597tiny plastic taco cat12
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#810tiny plastic topiary golem9
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#720tiny plastic turtle tamer7
#406tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni17
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#532tiny plastic warwelf13
#1221tiny plastic whitesnake6
#725tiny plastic zmobie10
#477toy deathbot2
#895vorpal blade1
#354wang4
#1245wolf mask1
#1027wolfman mask1

Wow, that's 2,538 items total!

what items are this player missing?