| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #245 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 10 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1656 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #419 | M-242 | 17 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1663 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 16 |
| #1866 | Rock Pops | 12 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #374 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 35 |
| #2631 | Yummy Tummy bean | 6 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #748 | beer bomb | 7 |
| #582 | bilge wine | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #397 | blue snowcone | 25 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1108 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #592 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #384 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #783 | delicious salad | 36 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #404 | fish-liver oil | 11 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #546 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #538 | green snowcone | 9 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #724 | handful of sand | 5 |
| #561 | handful of sawdust | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #908 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #993 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #446 | purple snowcone | 24 |
| #404 | red snowcone | 25 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #680 | sake bomb | 3 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #553 | silver tongue charrrm | 4 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #837 | snake | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #352 | spooky mushroom | 169 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #786 | spooky stick | 5 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2019 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1500 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #538 | tequila grenade | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1460 | tiny house | 8 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #380 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 16 |
| #354 | warm mushroom | 4 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #478 | yohohoyo | 2 |