| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #246 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 10 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #420 | M-242 | 17 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1662 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 16 |
| #1866 | Rock Pops | 12 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #377 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 35 |
| #2629 | Yummy Tummy bean | 6 |
| #617 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #750 | beer bomb | 7 |
| #583 | bilge wine | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #396 | blue snowcone | 25 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1108 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #594 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #783 | delicious salad | 36 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #405 | fish-liver oil | 11 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #547 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #537 | green snowcone | 9 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #722 | handful of sand | 5 |
| #563 | handful of sawdust | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1051 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #908 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #994 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #445 | purple snowcone | 24 |
| #403 | red snowcone | 25 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #681 | sake bomb | 3 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #555 | silver tongue charrrm | 4 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #838 | snake | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #891 | sparkler | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #352 | spooky mushroom | 169 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #785 | spooky stick | 5 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #539 | tequila grenade | 2 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny house | 8 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #381 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 16 |
| #354 | warm mushroom | 4 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #478 | yohohoyo | 2 |