| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #236 | Bonerdagon necklace | 44 |
| #382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #215 | Boss Bat britches | 60 |
| #431 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #142 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 67 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #686 | badass belt | 73 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1631 | box of sunshine | 101 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #548 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 46 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #227 | grue egg omelette | 13 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #124 | lavender candygram | 4 |
| #449 | magical mystery juice | 10 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #647 | radium-flavored potato chips | 38 |
| #161 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| 🥇 | rose-colored glasses | 2 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #652 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 26 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | yellow candygram | 5 |