| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #233 | Bonerdagon necklace | 44 |
| #382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #216 | Boss Bat britches | 60 |
| #432 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #143 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 67 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1494 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #685 | badass belt | 73 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1633 | box of sunshine | 101 |
| #1411 | duct tape | 10 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #553 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 46 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #226 | grue egg omelette | 13 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #124 | lavender candygram | 4 |
| #449 | magical mystery juice | 10 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #649 | radium-flavored potato chips | 38 |
| #162 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| 🥇 | rose-colored glasses | 2 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #319 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #653 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 26 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | yellow candygram | 5 |