| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #262 | Hippy Army MPE | 22 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #248 | cursed piece of thirteen | 3 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1282 | filthy lucre | 13 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #677 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #261 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #321 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #453 | prosthetic forehead | 3 |
| #26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #960 | useless powder | 50 |