| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #693 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2408 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #1788 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #967 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 4 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #812 | Ram's Face Lager | 3 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1027 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #1433 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 8 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1252 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #802 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #929 | black pixel | 2 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #897 | blue pixel | 19 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1217 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #842 | box | 4 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #893 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #687 | bum cheek | 8 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1437 | chaos butterfly | 6 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #767 | cog | 12 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #915 | dirty hobo gloves | 3 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1431 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1262 | disco mask | 5 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #772 | draggin' ball hat | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #671 | eXtreme scarf | 2 |
| #4234 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #724 | flaming crutch | 3 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #680 | frilly skirt | 2 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #872 | glowing red eye | 3 |
| #511 | gnauga hide | 6 |
| #706 | goat beard | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #883 | green pixel | 12 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #405 | harem girl t-shirt | 2 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #682 | hellion cube | 3 |
| #1508 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #897 | herbs | 2 |
| #892 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #750 | lihc face | 2 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #795 | line | 11 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1070 | mariachi pants | 3 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #1106 | metallic A | 2 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #629 | ninja mop | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1212 | pail | 4 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #904 | pr0n legs | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #1261 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #699 | razor-sharp can lid | 7 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #536 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #840 | ruby W | 3 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #673 | sabre teeth | 4 |
| #1404 | saucepan | 4 |
| #1307 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1067 | skeleton bone | 8 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #439 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #398 | slap and tickle | 3 |
| #476 | snorkel | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1009 | spider web | 3 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1949 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #769 | spring | 9 |
| #832 | sprocket | 7 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #630 | star chart | 9 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1238 | stolen accordion | 7 |
| #8926 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #308 | sucky decal | 6 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #816 | viking helmet | 3 |
| #481 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |