| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #271 | Crimbuck | 3,181 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #34 | archaeologing shovel | 3 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| 🥇 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1,959 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #512 | box of sunshine | 652 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #984 | brick | 31 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #7 | capacitor relay | 3,155 |
| #10 | carbon nanotube frame | 2,949 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #9 | computronic processing unit | 590 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #881 | filthy lucre | 36 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #4 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1,112 |
| 🥉 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1,545 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #15 | meat from yesterday | 1,337 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥉 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1,958 |
| #378 | s'more | 6 |
| 🥇 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2,738 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | spooky felt | 5,950 |
| 🥈 | spooky length of string | 16,040 |
| 🥇 | spooky stuffing | 6,858 |
| 🥇 | spooky toy wheel | 6,501 |
| #8 | spooky wooden block | 1,083 |
| #10 | stringy sinew | 1,313 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #9 | sub-molecular interocitor | 867 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5,421 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #79 | tooth | 53 |
| 🥈 | toy wheel | 7,301 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |