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| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #309 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 25 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #336 | Daffy Taffy | 98 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #421 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 15 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #300 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 31 |
| #427 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 16 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #697 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 8 |
| #556 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 97 |
| #551 | Rock Pops | 99 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #661 | Yummy Tummy bean | 297 |
| #973 | abominable snowcone | 5 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #165 | banana | 43 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #168 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #123 | dead guy's watch | 79 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1070 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #248 | frozen Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #133 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #119 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #126 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #870 | moxie weed | 2 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1000 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1123 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2145 | toast | 75 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1015 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |