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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
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| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #439 | bilge wine | 20 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #870 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #110 | boilermaker | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #110 | broken sword | 50 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #812 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #358 | dollhive | 26 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #524 | ion grid | 22 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #352 | papaya slung | 4 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #464 | puce plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2332 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #518 | stuffed gray blob | 71 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #1556 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #377 | white Canadian | 7 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |