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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
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| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #441 | bilge wine | 20 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #874 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #111 | boilermaker | 7 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #110 | broken sword | 50 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #813 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
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| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
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| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #359 | dollhive | 26 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #523 | ion grid | 22 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #353 | papaya slung | 4 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #464 | puce plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2340 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #3609 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4056 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #518 | stuffed gray blob | 71 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #1558 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #379 | white Canadian | 7 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |