| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #537 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #319 | 668 scroll | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #384 | Hell ramen | 5 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #615 | abominable snowcone | 13 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #556 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 3 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #581 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #375 | ant agonist | 5 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #163 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #71 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #124 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1174 | awful poetry journal | 17 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #317 | ballroom blintz | 9 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #870 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #479 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1178 | blue pixel | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1148 | bottle of rum | 8 |
| #376 | bottle of tequila | 61 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #909 | broken skull | 5 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #815 | bum cheek | 4 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #158 | carob chunks | 59 |
| #957 | cast | 2 |
| #666 | catgut | 3 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #401 | cherry | 6 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1311 | delicious salad | 8 |
| 🥉 | disturbing fanfic | 519,444 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #269 | spooky felt | 38 |
| #331 | spooky length of string | 35 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #305 | spooky toy wheel | 16 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #849 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #286 | tooth | 13 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |