Schnerp

RankItemQuantity
#9101-ball3
#14252-ball1
#14553-ball1
#7454-ball4
#7745-ball4
#7846-ball4
#11147-ball2
#5728-ball36
#6259-ball1
#803Crimbo candied pecan10
#809Crimbo fudge10
#664Crimbo peppermint bark13
#124Crimbo pie28
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#700Frosty's frosty mug1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#146Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#228Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#429Loudmouth Larry Lamprey89
#323Mr. Joe's bangles4
#629Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#24Tropical Crimbo Hat3
#21Tropical Crimbo Shorts3
#27Tropical Crimbo Sword3
#680anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#2063astronaut pants1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#2043ball1
#437banana-frosted king cake6
#67bartender-skull-in-the-box1
#666bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#821bejeweled cufflinks2
#146black Crimbo ball10
#268black velvet box1
#438black-and-blue light94
#204blue glowstick8
#454blue plasma ball84
#370blueberry-frosted king cake3
#17bread man17
#66bread pie20
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1630buckyball1
#546can of fake snow1
#345candy brain10
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#532cheap studded belt41
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#58clear Russian40
#794club necklace9
#106colored-light "necklace"3
#884commemorative war stein1
#315corncob pipe4
#434cream pie1
#323deadly lampshade3
#618deck of tropical cards1
#881diamond necklace8
#19eggwater12
#1137elven socks2
#533fancy opera glasses6
#838flashing novelty button2
#365flavored foot massage oil112
#22flour cookie18
#274flower petal pie1
#463foam dart57
#810frozen feather1
#728garish pinky ring3
#857giant designer sunglasses2
#687gingerbread bugbear34
#1070gingerbread horror6
#536gingerbread mutant bugbear7
#88glow-in-the-dark dart gun2
#60glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub2
#99golden fleece3
#299gooified animal matter2
#152gooified mineral matter11
#172gooified vegetable matter11
#263guano coffee cup9
#236handmade hobby horse1
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#52huge Crimbo cookie7
#108imitation White Russian7
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#164left half of a heart necklace3
#285lemon meringue pie2
#513lihc eye pie2
#332lucky bottlecap4
#138mood ring100
#3076nanite-infested candy cane2
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#449orange and black Crimboween candy8
#418pack of KWE trading card8
#585party hat2
#224peach pie1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#280personalized coffee mug261
#334pie man was not meant to eat2
#18plain candy cane13
#69purple glowstick20
#334purple pixel pie1
#649red-and-green sweater1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#461rubber WWBD? bracelet15
#985rubber WWJD? bracelet8
#610rubber WWSPD? bracelet12
#647rubber WWtNSD? bracelet11
#212shimmering rainbow sand2
#1808skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#402spade necklace16
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#572stick-on eyebrow piercing26
#689strange shiny disc4
#172strawberry pie6
#2246string of red beads1
#1166stuffed Baron von Ratsworth35
#1129stuffed Cheshire bitten43
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1084stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech45
#1675stuffed Meat19
#777stuffed alien blob9
#1000stuffed angry cow49
#936stuffed astral badger53
#1595stuffed baby gravy fairy33
#1467stuffed can of asparagus1
#1006stuffed cocoabo47
#828stuffed crazy bastard sword7
#1582stuffed dodecapede1
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#1311stuffed flaming gravy fairy39
#1585stuffed frozen gravy fairy33
#956stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1556stuffed gray blob7
#890stuffed hand turkey55
#1261stuffed key29
#958stuffed martini7
#1095stuffed mind flayer47
#1446stuffed mink25
#1317stuffed monocle30
#1015stuffed scary death orb49
#1085stuffed sleazy gravy fairy46
#1080stuffed snowy owl45
#1092stuffed spooky gravy fairy47
#1300stuffed spooky mushroom6
#1186stuffed stinky gravy fairy42
#1377stuffed teddy butler28
#1299stuffed tin of caviar31
#1208stuffed treasure chest32
#1666stuffed undead elbow macaroni31
#424stuffed zmobie2
#255tattered paper crown3
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#585tin cup of mulligan stew1
#121tiny plastic 11 Dealer5
#957tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf8
#855tiny plastic Axe Wound9
#962tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth5
#775tiny plastic Beelzebozo6
#1228tiny plastic Black Knight6
#789tiny plastic Bonerdagon6
#1493tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#11tiny plastic Cheer Core5
#1390tiny plastic Cheshire bat13
#108tiny plastic Crimbo Casino5
#4312tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#127tiny plastic Crimbomination4
#837tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#114tiny plastic Don Crimbo5
#495tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#782tiny plastic Felonia6
#1070tiny plastic G Imp7
#1096tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser7
#661tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester11
#1068tiny plastic Hellion7
#836tiny plastic Iiti Kitty9
#796tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#1492tiny plastic Knob Goblin King3
#722tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter10
#836tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl9
#826tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist9
#1067tiny plastic Knott Yeti7
#120tiny plastic Mob Penguin7
#791tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy9
#647tiny plastic Protagonist11
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#816tiny plastic Spam Witch9
#1054tiny plastic Spunky Princess7
#1522tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#915tiny plastic The Man5
#1269tiny plastic Trouser Snake6
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#940tiny plastic XXX pr0n8
#1348tiny plastic accordion thief4
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#849tiny plastic angry bugbear9
#1204tiny plastic angry goat15
#660tiny plastic anime smiley11
#1241tiny plastic apathetic lizardman6
#737tiny plastic astronomer10
#1220tiny plastic baby gravy fairy15
#1322tiny plastic barrrnacle14
#806tiny plastic beanbat9
#991tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar5
#1177tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball15
#951tiny plastic blooper8
#822tiny plastic brainsweeper9
#835tiny plastic briefcase bat9
#9tiny plastic chem lab5
#135tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite6
#2858tiny plastic cocoabo6
#1194tiny plastic coffee pixie15
#927tiny plastic conservationist hippy5
#1766tiny plastic cubist bull4
#812tiny plastic demoninja9
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1453tiny plastic drunk goat5
#122tiny plastic fat stack of cash7
#1060tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus7
#827tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker9
#945tiny plastic fluffy bunny8
#11tiny plastic food lab5
#925tiny plastic fruit golem8
#2258tiny plastic fuzzy dice8
#2884tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#1545tiny plastic ghuol whelp12
#466tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers15
#637tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire3
#754tiny plastic goth giant10
#2487tiny plastic grue7
#714tiny plastic handsome mariachi10
#696tiny plastic hermit7
#2523tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#1277tiny plastic killer bee14
#2186tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#1813tiny plastic leprechaun10
#2014tiny plastic levitating potato9
#1466tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#1387tiny plastic mosquito13
#125tiny plastic mutant elf7
#1768tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#13tiny plastic nog lab5
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#12tiny plastic primary lab5
#1646tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime11
#1022tiny plastic sauceror5
#1226tiny plastic scary clown6
#1321tiny plastic seal clubber4
#1217tiny plastic senile lihc6
#673tiny plastic smarmy pirate11
#1432tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#2880tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#856tiny plastic spooky vampire9
#4868tiny plastic stab bat3
#1658tiny plastic star starfish11
#109tiny plastic stocking mimic5
#108tiny plastic strand of DNA7
#4040tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2148tiny plastic taco cat3
#810tiny plastic topiary golem9
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1259tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni6
#1259tiny plastic warwelf6
#1222tiny plastic whitesnake6
#1239tiny plastic zmobie6
#916toast724
#2210toy jet pack1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#194tree skirt2
#186tropical wrapping paper5
#284useless powder565
#676vanilla-frosted king cake1
#141white Crimbo ball10
#2054wind-up chattering teeth1

Wow, that's 4,546 items total!

what items are this player missing?