| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #140 | Ram's Face Lager | 406 |
| #52 | Snow Queen Crown | 228 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #6 | alpha-mail pants | 238 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #78 | bag of Cheat-Os | 238 |
| #224 | battered Crimbo Crate | 56 |
| #249 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 27 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #558 | canteen of wine | 47 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #197 | coconut shell | 331 |
| #43 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1,130 |
| #379 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #638 | dusty Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #673 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #537 | elven moonshine | 19 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #354 | festive holiday hat | 12 |
| #51 | ga-ga radio | 182 |
| #111 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 24 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #52 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 4 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #359 | golden ring | 74 |
| #325 | gray bow tie | 21 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #137 | irradiated candy cane | 24 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #1110 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| #563 | laser-broiled pear | 14 |
| #243 | little paper umbrella | 324 |
| #262 | magical ice cubes | 210 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #178 | nanite-infested candy cane | 92 |
| #276 | nanite-infested eggnog | 16 |
| #360 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 12 |
| #315 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 14 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #91 | oozenog | 26 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #618 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #34 | ram horns | 376 |
| #40 | ram stick | 344 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #121 | rigid carapace | 25 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1068 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| #53 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 549 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1104 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #953 | theoretical string | 8 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 7 |
| #136 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 6 |
| #153 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 6 |
| #139 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 6 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #190 | twitching claw | 18 |
| #60 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 454 |
| #997 | unstable DNA | 39 |
| #1340 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #139 | yeti fur | 2,317 |