| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1579 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #515 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 3 |
| #727 | Mohawk wig | 4 |
| #215 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 130 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1229 | Yummy Tummy bean | 118 |
| #524 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 20 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #150 | black pixel | 270 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #273 | blue pixel | 261 |
| #315 | blue pixel potion | 2 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #261 | can of maces | 4 |
| #1105 | chaos butterfly | 26 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #504 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 80 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #785 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #561 | glowing red eye | 14 |
| #1917 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #272 | green pixel | 228 |
| #288 | green pixel potion | 2 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1294 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #258 | meat from yesterday | 8 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #690 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #629 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1431 | pet rock | 4 |
| #593 | phonics down | 65 |
| #433 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 58 |
| #815 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #289 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #163 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #708 | pixellated candy heart | 15 |
| #779 | plot hole | 35 |
| #2214 | porquoise | 1 |
| #996 | probability potion | 4 |
| #855 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #263 | purple pixel pie | 2 |
| #107 | rag doll | 18 |
| #1515 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #116 | red pixel | 177 |
| #427 | red pixel potion | 6 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #724 | ridiculously huge sword | 7 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #676 | scroll of drastic healing | 55 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #477 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 222 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5740 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7835 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4489 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7884 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8982 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7890 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7051 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7021 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #765 | super-spiky hair gel | 40 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #250 | sweet ninja sword | 6 |
| #219 | targeting chip | 3 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #738 | tiny house | 131 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #455 | titanium assault umbrella | 15 |
| #1559 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #359 | toy wheel | 26 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #429 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #195 | white pixel | 232 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |