| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1129 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #516 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 3 |
| #726 | Mohawk wig | 4 |
| #215 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 130 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1229 | Yummy Tummy bean | 118 |
| #523 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 20 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #150 | black pixel | 270 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #270 | blue pixel | 261 |
| #316 | blue pixel potion | 2 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #261 | can of maces | 4 |
| #1103 | chaos butterfly | 26 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #504 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 80 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #781 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #560 | glowing red eye | 14 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #270 | green pixel | 228 |
| #287 | green pixel potion | 2 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #254 | meat from yesterday | 8 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #688 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #592 | phonics down | 65 |
| #429 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 58 |
| #817 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #706 | pixellated candy heart | 15 |
| #780 | plot hole | 35 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #997 | probability potion | 4 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #260 | purple pixel pie | 2 |
| #107 | rag doll | 18 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #114 | red pixel | 177 |
| #424 | red pixel potion | 6 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #722 | ridiculously huge sword | 7 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #678 | scroll of drastic healing | 55 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #477 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 222 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #764 | super-spiky hair gel | 40 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #250 | sweet ninja sword | 6 |
| #219 | targeting chip | 3 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #738 | tiny house | 131 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #453 | titanium assault umbrella | 15 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #359 | toy wheel | 26 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #193 | white pixel | 232 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |