| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #479 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 113 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #155 | astral mushroom | 100 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #335 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 7 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #286 | bone chips | 58 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #335 | box of sunshine | 1,202 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #555 | canteen of wine | 48 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #429 | clown skin | 11 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #228 | displaced fish | 23 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #495 | elven limbos gingerbread | 28 |
| #151 | elven moonshine | 71 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #724 | fancy dress ball | 15 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2497 | golden ring | 9 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #545 | jar of swamp gas | 50 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #157 | knuckle sandwich | 144 |
| #2572 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #1038 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #125 | paperclip | 400 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #2255 | rogue swarmer | 19 |
| 🥇 | salamander spleen | 157,903 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2000 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #675 | tasty tart | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 288 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #578 | toy ray gun | 15 |
| #1141 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #1327 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2365 | unstable laser battery | 17 |
| #1050 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #525 | wheel | 7 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |