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| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
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| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #859 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #969 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #733 | carbon nanotube frame | 13 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
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| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
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| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1643 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #148 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #285 | red plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #820 | saucepan | 31 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |