Capnplague

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#741Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#1082annoying pitchfork1
#2064astronaut pants1
#2450baconstone1
#238baconstone bracelet2
#185baconstone earring1
#217baconstone pendant2
#261baconstone ring1
#5938badass belt3
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#859blue plastic oyster egg5
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#968capacitor relay9
#733carbon nanotube frame13
#68clockwork crossbow1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#114clockwork sphere2
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#1610flashing novelty button1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#479gloomy black mushroom6
#1934hamethyst2
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#908ketchup hound1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1310logic synthesizer4
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#1356mushroom fermenting solution5
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1371off-white plastic oyster egg3
#902off-white polka-dot oyster egg3
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#469oily golden mushroom1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#1784porquoise2
#273porquoise bracelet1
#148porquoise necklace2
#251porquoise ring1
#1713possessed top2
#1150prehistoric spear2
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1173puce polka-dot oyster egg3
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#285red plastic oyster egg15
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#821saucepan31
#2009shiny ring5
#892silver shrimp fork1
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#3168stuffed alien blob1
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
🥇time sleigh1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1258tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf6
#1762tiny plastic Axe Wound4
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2813tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#3996tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#2736tiny plastic G Imp2
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2765tiny plastic Hellion2
#2827tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2785tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#1488tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist5
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#2060tiny plastic The Man2
#2152tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2159tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2859tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#2516tiny plastic angry goat7
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2805tiny plastic astronomer2
#2253tiny plastic baby gravy fairy8
#2874tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#1814tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
#1781tiny plastic blooper4
#2769tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2503tiny plastic cocoabo7
#2832tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2204tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#1791tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#1531tiny plastic fuzzy dice12
#2883tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#2022tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#2136tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3861tiny plastic goth giant1
#6102tiny plastic grue2
#3896tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2708tiny plastic hermit2
#2257tiny plastic howling balloon monkey8
#3267tiny plastic killer bee5
#1462tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#2502tiny plastic leprechaun7
#3935tiny plastic levitating potato4
#2172tiny plastic lobsterfrogman3
#3324tiny plastic mosquito5
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2155tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#2041tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime9
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2765tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#2562tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#2827tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#2515tiny plastic stab bat7
#4018tiny plastic star starfish4
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2765tiny plastic taco cat2
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#3843tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2124tiny plastic warwelf3
#2790tiny plastic zmobie2
#2209toy jet pack1
#1564toy mercenary2
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 495 items total!

what items are this player missing?