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| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
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| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
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| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #968 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #733 | carbon nanotube frame | 13 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
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| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #149 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #285 | red plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #818 | saucepan | 31 |
| #2007 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1525 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |