| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1783 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1415 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #49 | Cerebral Culottes | 3 |
| #958 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola | 70 |
| #722 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1107 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 30 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #815 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 18 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 100 |
| #7 | Mr. Eh? | 2 |
| #35 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #773 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #11 | bowler | 5 |
| #187 | bubblewrap ore | 12 |
| #437 | bunch of bananas | 9 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #489 | candy brain | 5 |
| #176 | cardboard ore | 13 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1596 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #6 | gourd potion | 17 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #180 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #205 | penguin skin | 561 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #565 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #944 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1216 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
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| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
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| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5770 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #7021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #5291 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
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| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4147 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #5325 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #4923 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5782 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #244 | styrofoam ore | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #631 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #132 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
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| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 9 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #169 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 8 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #596 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #703 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 24 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #482 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 5 |
| #366 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 26 |
| #360 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 26 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 8 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 5 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 6 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #699 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic angry goat | 27 |
| #530 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 8 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #676 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 25 |
| #605 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 7 |
| #591 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
| #526 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 8 |
| #662 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 6 |
| #989 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #485 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 9 |
| #953 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #495 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 32 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #845 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #861 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #759 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 23 |
| #826 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #986 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 18 |
| #875 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #866 | tiny plastic grue | 20 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hermit | 9 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #733 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 24 |
| #536 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 8 |
| #912 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #622 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 27 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #761 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #589 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #901 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #830 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #501 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #361 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #766 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
| #665 | tiny plastic star starfish | 25 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 27 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #412 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #1455 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #305 | yeti fur | 608 |