| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #549 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 14 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #109 | Mountain Stream soda | 494 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #658 | astronaut pants | 11 |
| #159 | atomic vector plotter | 27 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #208 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #264 | computronic processing unit | 13 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1131 | disco ball | 10 |
| #1121 | disco mask | 8 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1589 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #159 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 25 |
| #215 | incredibly creepy marionette | 14 |
| #117 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 40 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #541 | logic synthesizer | 18 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1003 | mariachi pants | 4 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #1256 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #251 | recursive spline reticulator | 14 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #234 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 17 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1397 | saucepan | 4 |
| #909 | seal-clubbing club | 14 |
| #289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
| #1023 | skeleton bone | 9 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #346 | spooky felt | 28 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #284 | spooky wooden block | 26 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1277 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #926 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #122 | stuffed alien blob | 47 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #246 | sub-molecular interocitor | 14 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #935 | toy crazy train | 8 |
| #641 | toy jet pack | 11 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #556 | toy ray gun | 16 |
| #517 | toy space helmet | 16 |
| #612 | tree-eating kite | 50 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |