| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #549 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 14 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #110 | Mountain Stream soda | 494 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #658 | astronaut pants | 11 |
| #159 | atomic vector plotter | 27 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #209 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #264 | computronic processing unit | 13 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1136 | disco ball | 10 |
| #1126 | disco mask | 8 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #506 | happiness | 2 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1594 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #159 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 25 |
| #216 | incredibly creepy marionette | 14 |
| #117 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 40 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #540 | logic synthesizer | 18 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1004 | mariachi pants | 4 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #517 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #1260 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #251 | recursive spline reticulator | 14 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #234 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 17 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1402 | saucepan | 4 |
| #912 | seal-clubbing club | 14 |
| #289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
| #1024 | skeleton bone | 9 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #346 | spooky felt | 28 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #285 | spooky wooden block | 26 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1281 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #928 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #122 | stuffed alien blob | 47 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #4583 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #4060 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4308 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #3756 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2912 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #246 | sub-molecular interocitor | 14 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #936 | toy crazy train | 8 |
| #642 | toy jet pack | 11 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #558 | toy ray gun | 16 |
| #517 | toy space helmet | 16 |
| #613 | tree-eating kite | 50 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |