| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #652 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #398 | all-purpose cleaner | 9 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #215 | asparagus knife | 47 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1463 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #758 | baseball | 2 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #924 | beer bomb | 2 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #551 | bit-o-cactus | 2 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #534 | black greaves | 2 |
| #470 | black helmet | 3 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #487 | black sword | 3 |
| #820 | black-and-blue light | 4 |
| #638 | blackberry | 5 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #531 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 5 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #596 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #489 | ghuol guolash | 11 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #141 | magicalness-in-a-can | 52 |
| #265 | meat paste | 337 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #392 | stalk of asparagus | 16 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #275 | tomato | 192 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |