| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1068 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #652 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #398 | all-purpose cleaner | 9 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #582 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #213 | asparagus knife | 47 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1768 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #757 | baseball | 2 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #922 | beer bomb | 2 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #550 | bit-o-cactus | 2 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #534 | black greaves | 2 |
| #469 | black helmet | 3 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #485 | black sword | 3 |
| #821 | black-and-blue light | 4 |
| #639 | blackberry | 5 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #532 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 5 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #597 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #488 | ghuol guolash | 11 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #141 | magicalness-in-a-can | 52 |
| #263 | meat paste | 337 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #393 | stalk of asparagus | 16 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #275 | tomato | 192 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |