| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #552 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #322 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1494 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2781 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #824 | filthy lucre | 40 |
| #2286 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #507 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #4853 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #5254 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #3241 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1291 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #3778 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2797 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2924 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2935 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2410 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #3569 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #553 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #842 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #725 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #830 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 16 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #507 | tiny plastic astronomer | 14 |
| #2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #643 | tiny plastic beanbat | 11 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1086 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #602 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 12 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #868 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #744 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |