| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #549 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2778 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #824 | filthy lucre | 40 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #3233 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2783 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #551 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #723 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #419 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 16 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1468 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #507 | tiny plastic astronomer | 14 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #642 | tiny plastic beanbat | 11 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #835 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #602 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 12 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #867 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |