| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #788 | Go-Wassail | 10 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #275 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #647 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 10 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #539 | bottle of bubbles | 10 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #433 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #806 | jerky coins | 10 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #88 | pack of pogs | 200 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #602 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1021 | twinkly wad | 2 |
| #598 | wind-up meatcar | 10 |