| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #786 | Go-Wassail | 10 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #274 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #649 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 10 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #535 | bottle of bubbles | 10 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #805 | jerky coins | 10 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #89 | pack of pogs | 200 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1022 | twinkly wad | 2 |
| #599 | wind-up meatcar | 10 |