| #270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #431 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 4 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #37 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 16 |
| #442 | Blood Light | 5 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #396 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #288 | FDKOL commendation | 1,635 |
| #174 | FDKOL hotcakes | 31 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #30 | Gummy Brains | 25 |
| #270 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 14 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #94 | Lobos Mints | 7 |
| #212 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 9 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #236 | Nightstalker perfume | 10 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #61 | Rattlin' Chains | 9 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #68 | Sweet Sword | 6 |
| #180 | The Cooler Out of Space | 17 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #497 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 21 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #674 | baggie of powdered sugar | 16 |
| #42 | ballpark hot daub | 2 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #327 | bite-me-red lipstick | 47 |
| #58 | bottle of fire | 510 |
| #2119 | box of sunshine | 60 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #480 | corrupted data | 15 |
| #203 | cursed scrunchie | 5 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #230 | drop of water-37 | 43 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #179 | extremely skinny jeans | 5 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #276 | fiery wing | 10 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #296 | fistful of ashes | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #208 | ghost protocol | 3 |
| #292 | ghost trap | 3 |
| #147 | ghostly body paint | 35 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #20 | honeypot | 3 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #881 | jerky coins | 6 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #346 | molten brick | 10 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #321 | necrotizing body spray | 23 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #483 | personalized coffee mug | 105 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #371 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #294 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #174 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 6 |
| #256 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #229 | pog #10 (hobo) | 5 |
| #308 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 3 |
| #245 | press-on ribs | 34 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #172 | sorority brain | 9 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #27 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 919 |
| #205 | throwing bone | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #317 | whisker pencil | 20 |
| #390 | wind-up meatcar | 28 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |