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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #204 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 2 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #705 | baconstone | 11 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #243 | bottle of black cat tonic | 2 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #154 | bottle of realpagne | 3 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #205 | bottled inspiration | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #164 | can-can-in-a-can | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #139 | disintegrating spiky collar | 3 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #174 | escargotsicle | 2 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #163 | honey-dew | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #201 | library card | 2 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #154 | not-a-pipe | 3 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #134 | patent antipsychotics | 5 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1259 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #128 | sensitive poetry journal | 5 |
| #138 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #8 | star sword | 262 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2199 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #5 | vesper | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |