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| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #655 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #205 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 2 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #709 | baconstone | 11 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #244 | bottle of black cat tonic | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #155 | bottle of realpagne | 3 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #205 | bottled inspiration | 3 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #163 | can-can-in-a-can | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #139 | disintegrating spiky collar | 3 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #175 | escargotsicle | 2 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #166 | honey-dew | 2 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #202 | library card | 2 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #153 | not-a-pipe | 3 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #134 | patent antipsychotics | 5 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #923 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1260 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #128 | sensitive poetry journal | 5 |
| #139 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #8 | star sword | 262 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2198 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4 | vesper | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |