| #939 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #967 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1104 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #275 | black snowcone | 13 |
| #471 | blue snowcone | 12 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #1464 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #1055 | clown hammer | 17 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #828 | defective skull | 18 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #869 | encoder ring | 7 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #880 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #1235 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #1035 | fake hand | 14 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #218 | glass of goat's milk | 65 |
| #364 | green snowcone | 32 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1094 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1058 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 17 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #444 | orange snowcone | 20 |
| #790 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 24 |
| #1005 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 20 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #429 | purple snowcone | 27 |
| #271 | red snowcone | 84 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1197 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #633 | spooky felt | 14 |
| #1144 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #625 | spooky stuffing | 9 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #443 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #5207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6273 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3994 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3915 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #5315 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4951 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4055 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4946 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #4962 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #3568 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4145 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4922 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3754 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #722 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1237 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1086 | whoopie cushion | 19 |
| #1080 | wind-up chattering teeth | 20 |
| #514 | x-ray specs | 38 |
| #1160 | yellow snowcone | 18 |