| #25 | Angry Farmer candy | 9,059 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #293 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 30 |
| #16 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 8,504 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #233 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 20 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #325 | astronaut pants | 28 |
| #42 | awful poetry journal | 8,412 |
| #3122 | badass belt | 14 |
| #276 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #4830 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #444 | candy stake | 13 |
| #55 | chaos butterfly | 12,679 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #41 | disturbing fanfic | 10,195 |
| #702 | duct tape | 39 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #102 | evil teddy bear | 143 |
| #227 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 20 |
| #602 | fancy dress ball | 20 |
| #79 | fire | 77 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #17 | furry fur | 13,444 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #420 | gingerbread horror | 13 |
| #30 | heavy D | 11,164 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #24 | original G | 11,264 |
| #87 | pet rock | 80 |
| #30 | plot hole | 13,836 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #18 | probability potion | 9,211 |
| #21 | procrastination potion | 7,142 |
| #136 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 71 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1007 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #253 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #415 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #29 | stick-on-a-string | 85 |
| #592 | stringy sinew | 15 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #250 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 32 |
| #52 | thin black candle | 8,684 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #44 | toothsome rock | 161 |
| #774 | towel | 10 |
| #106 | toy crazy train | 93 |
| #280 | toy jet pack | 28 |
| #119 | toy mercenary | 62 |
| #327 | toy ray gun | 31 |
| #289 | toy space helmet | 31 |
| #108 | tree-eating kite | 303 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #282 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 42 |
| #479 | wheel | 8 |
| #113 | yo | 76 |