| #1119 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #851 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1530 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #310 | Valentine | 100 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #222 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 686 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #934 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #369 | black pension check | 7 |
| #120 | black pixel | 368 |
| #478 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #279 | blue pixel | 253 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #985 | canteen of wine | 17 |
| #1285 | chaos butterfly | 11 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #110 | daisy | 101 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #411 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #899 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #169 | green pixel | 451 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #547 | old leather wallet | 3 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #414 | oyster basket | 10 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #958 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #779 | penguin thesaurus | 8 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #823 | radium-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #63 | red pixel | 493 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1250 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #2630 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4161 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4059 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4306 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4311 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3778 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3387 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #599 | twinkly wad | 69 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2074 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #99 | white pixel | 652 |
| #1664 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |