| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #847 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1526 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #309 | Valentine | 100 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #222 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 686 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #369 | black pension check | 7 |
| #120 | black pixel | 368 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #277 | blue pixel | 253 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #986 | canteen of wine | 17 |
| #1284 | chaos butterfly | 11 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #110 | daisy | 101 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #900 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #167 | green pixel | 451 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #547 | old leather wallet | 3 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #414 | oyster basket | 10 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #779 | penguin thesaurus | 8 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #821 | radium-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #63 | red pixel | 493 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1251 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #3979 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4302 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3600 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1371 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #599 | twinkly wad | 69 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2076 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #98 | white pixel | 652 |
| #1666 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |