| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #300 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1242 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #31 | frigid ninja stars | 1,714 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #791 | hobo nickel | 132 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #687 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #268 | petrified wood | 38 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1595 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #502 | spooky bark | 21 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #284 | spooky sap | 33 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |