| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2099 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #299 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #480 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1243 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1710 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #31 | frigid ninja stars | 1,714 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #791 | hobo nickel | 132 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #267 | petrified wood | 38 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #503 | spooky bark | 21 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #289 | spooky sap | 33 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |