| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #773 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #81 | Green Clover of Justice | 19 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Kentucky-style derby | 240,977 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Steal This Candy | 10,853 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut pants | 39 |
| #691 | baby killer bee | 13 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #183 | baggie of powdered sugar | 152 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #18 | bowler | 3 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #1035 | fruitcake | 18 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #291 | green glowstick | 6 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #132 | personal massager | 258 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #803 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #619 | string of green beads | 20 |
| #739 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1071 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1886 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #45 | yellow glowstick | 21 |