| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #772 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #82 | Green Clover of Justice | 19 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Kentucky-style derby | 240,977 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Steal This Candy | 10,853 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #251 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut pants | 39 |
| #694 | baby killer bee | 13 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #183 | baggie of powdered sugar | 152 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #18 | bowler | 3 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1134 | fire | 3 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #1035 | fruitcake | 18 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #291 | green glowstick | 6 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #133 | personal massager | 258 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #802 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #618 | string of green beads | 20 |
| #738 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1070 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #45 | yellow glowstick | 21 |