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| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
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| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
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| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
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| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
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| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #1026 | stick | 1 |
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| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
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| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
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| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
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| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
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| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
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| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |