| #23 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 11 |
| #13 | ASCII shirt | 252 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #5 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 61 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #118 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 17 |
| #74 | Bonerdagon necklace | 95 |
| #29 | Boss Bat bling | 81 |
| #827 | Boss Bat britches | 17 |
| 🥈 | Brimstone Beret | 25 |
| 🥉 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 5 |
| 🥉 | Brimstone Boxers | 11 |
| 🥈 | Brimstone Bracelet | 5 |
| 🥇 | Brimstone Brooch | 16 |
| 🥈 | Brimstone Bunker | 11 |
| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #111 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 48 |
| #7 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1,615 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #7 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1,916 |
| #44 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 8 |
| #114 | Drowsy Sword | 145 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #12 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 766 |
| #17 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 73 |
| #14 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 34 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #253 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #136 | Instant Karma | 77 |
| #322 | Iron Beta of Industry | 27 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #32 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 292 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #146 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 145 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #33 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 35 |
| #34 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 19 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #10 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1,959 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #5 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 227 |
| #39 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 42 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #7 | asbestos apron | 202 |
| #179 | badass belt | 175 |
| 🥈 | barskin cloak | 432 |
| #15 | bat-ass leather jacket | 378 |
| 🥈 | bronze breastplate | 2,144 |
| #8 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 501 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #8 | clownskin harness | 182 |
| #4 | coconut bikini top | 77 |
| 🥉 | demonskin jacket | 566 |
| #9 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 350 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #24 | filthy hippy poncho | 41 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | floral print shirt | 316 |
| #11 | gingham blouse | 31 |
| #6 | gnauga hide vest | 159 |
| #20 | goth kid t-shirt | 285 |
| #35 | grungy flannel shirt | 20 |
| #226 | handful of confetti | 145 |
| #10 | harem girl t-shirt | 164 |
| #5 | hipposkin poncho | 319 |
| #7 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 25 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #28 | pirate shirt | 73 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #124 | pork elf goodies sack | 63 |
| #15 | raffle prize box | 40 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | safety vest | 37 |
| #157 | sandwich of the gods | 17 |
| #61 | smoldering box | 2 |
| 🥇 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 775 |
| #4 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 174 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| 🥇 | star shirt | 484 |
| #47 | supportive bra | 158 |
| 🥉 | tuxedo shirt | 476 |
| #7 | vampire collar | 963 |
| #47 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 29 |
| #8 | white snakeskin duster | 178 |
| #5 | wumpus-hair sweater | 4 |
| #8 | yak anorak | 210 |